Cattle Ranch Humor (Related to Leadership)

ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED ON THE CATTLE RANGE

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

4. Always drink upstream from the herd.

5. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

6. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
your pocket.

7. There are three kinds of men:
- The ones who learn by reading.
- The few who learn by observation.
- The rest of them have to touch the electric fence to see if it's really on.

8. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.

9. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there.